🗳️🎉 The Legendary Glorious Primary School Elections – Where Democracy Meets Drama! 🎭🗳️
Every year at Glorious Primary School, there comes a time when the entire school turns into something that feels like a movie set. No, seriously. The pupils become politicians, the playground becomes a press centre, and the noticeboards are flooded with campaign posters that would make even real-world candidates nervous. Yup—it’s Election Season! 🧑⚖️📢
This is the moment when the future leaders of Glorious rise from their classrooms like superheroes in slow motion. One by one, aspiring prefects step forward—shirts tucked in (for once), shoes shined (miracles do happen), and speeches rehearsed like they’re going on national TV. Each class has their own “presidential candidate”, surrounded by bodyguards (a.k.a. their best friends) carrying campaign flyers, slogans, and sometimes even handmade campaign songs. 🎶🗯️
Some of the promises made are… well… let’s just say “ambitious” doesn’t even begin to describe them.
Some pledge to build swimming pools (in the middle of the playground), others vow to bring ice cream every Friday (on a school budget, really?)
“I’ll give free icecream to everyone at lunch.”
“I’ll bring sweets for everyone at break time.”
“I’ll ban homework forever!”
And the crowd? Oh, they love it. They cheer, they clap, they scream in support. It doesn’t matter if it’s realistic—it’s exciting! The campaign trails are wild. Some candidates even visit other classes to campaign, waving like ministers and bribing friends with biscuits and stickers (shhh…don’t tell the teachers 🤫).
But nothing, and I repeat nothing, could top the legendary speech by Ssentongo Titus. He didn’t come with posters. No dancing group. No loud cheering squad. He never had a slogan. He didn’t even carry a paper! He simply walked up, cleared his throat like a leader about to shake a nation, looked straight into the crowd, and boldly declared:
“If you vote me, I’ll do the following… thank you for listening.”
That. Was. It. 💀
No promises. No lies. End of speech.
For one awkward second, everyone blinked, unsure if there was more coming.
The whole assembly was frozen—like someone had paused the video of life. The school fell into a deep silence. You could even hear a chalk fall in the classroom.
Then… KABOOM! 💥
The silence was broken by the loudest wave of laughter Glorious had ever heard. Pupils screamed. Teachers held their knees. Some pupils lay on the ground clutching their ribs. Even the Tr. Alex had to remove his glasses to wipe the tears from laughing. Even the Headteacher couldn’t pretend to stay serious. 🤣🤣🤣
The microphone was still on, and the sound of giggles echoed in every corner of the school. A few students asked, “Wait—did he finish?” And someone in the back shouted, “He’s the GOAT!” 🐐
🎥 The clip was recorded—by who, nobody knows till this day. No one knows how it leaked. But by sunrise the next day, Titus had gone global. His speech was everywhere—TikTok, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter (sorry, X!), you name it! 📱🌍
The comments? Even funnier than the speech!
💬 “Titus said more by saying less!”
💬 “This is the most honest politician in Uganda. Put him in parliament now. ”
💬 “Bro really said nothing—but said it so well!”
And the best one?
💬 “Vote Titus. At least he won’t lie to you.”
Titus was no longer a candidate—he was a meme legend! Of course, the school administration first panicked. They tried to stop the video from circulating, but it only made things worse. The funniest part? The more they tried, the faster it spread.
So what did the school do? Well…in the end, they all gave up and laughed with the rest of the world. One teacher posted, “Well, at least no one can accuse him of lying in his manifesto!”
Even people who had no idea where Glorious Primary School was suddenly knew Titus. Some parents came asking, “Is this the school where the boy who gave the shortest speech in history studies from?”
What’s beautiful is that no one felt bad. Even Titus himself laughed harder than anyone. He walked the corridors like a celebrity, giving autographs on exercise books and posing for selfies with fans. The kitchen staff greeted him with, “Honourable Titus!” every lunch hour.
And honestly? That’s what makes Glorious, well… glorious. Titus reminded us all that sometimes, doing less is actually doing more. Or… maybe just funnier. 😂
And the best part? Nobody expected what would happen next.
Teachers gathered to count the ballots carefully. And the result?
TITUS WON! BY A LANDSLIDE! 🏆📢🎉
Can you believe it? Titus, the legend himself—yes, the very same boy who gave the shortest speech in school election history—won the election! 😮🙌
His speech may have been short, but apparently, it was exactly what the pupils wanted to hear. A refreshing break from fake promises and sugar-coated lies. While other candidates promised moonlight lunch breaks and golden taps in toilets, Titus gave them honesty. Brutal, hilarious honesty. And Glorious pupils? Oh, they loved it!
Rumours have it that some schools introduced a new rule during campaigns, “No Titus speeches allowed!” 🙅
Because while others go to school to learn history… at Glorious, we make history. 🏆📜
Below are some of the photos taken during the campaign:
